Fly in my soup

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Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your support waiter, what seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're eating the soup, try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl, what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem, how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer, what has that to do with the fly in my soup?

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the "Soup of the Day"!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest "Soup of the Day"?

Patron: You have more than one "Soup of the Day" each day?

Waiter: Yes, the "Soup of the Day" is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the "Soup of the Day" now?

Waiter: The current "Soup of the Day" is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

Waiter leaves.

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:

Soup of the Day ....$5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day .... $2.50
Access to support ....$1.00

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci




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