Floppy Drive

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One day while returning to my desk after a routine call, a young lady
flagged me down and asked for help. "My floppy drive won't work, can you
help me?"

I told her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine, where I
found shredded up clear plastic baggie-like stuff hanging out of her 3.5"
floppy drive. While I spent the next 20 minutes getting her disk out and
digging out the plastic, I noticed two guys in the corner trying awful
hard to keep a straight face. I asked her how the plastic got in the
drive.

"Oh, you mean the condom? Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always
put a condom on my disk before inserting it to prevent it from catching
viruses." By this point, John & Dave were roaring and it was all I could
do to keep from joining them. The "condom" turned out to be a standard
3.5" plastic sleeve. I delicately explained to her that a practical joke
had been played and she shouldn't do that anymore, when she asked, "Does
that mean that I don't have to stroke it ten times or blow on it either?"




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