Computers Acronyms

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Computer Acronyms and what they really mean: PCMCIA -- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN -- It Still Does Nothing APPLE -- Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity SCSI -- System Can't See It DOS -- Defective Operating System BASIC -- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM -- I Blame Microsoft (or conversely 'I Build Macs') DEC -- Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM -- Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 -- Obsolete Soon Too WWW -- World Wide Wait MACINTOSH-- Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs PENTIUM -- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics COBOL -- Completely Obsolete Buisiness Oriented Language AMIGA -- A Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction LISP -- Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis MIPS -- Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed WINDOWS -- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System MICROSOFT-- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers




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