Computer Virus List 1

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Ellen Degeneres virus:
Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Monica Lewinsky virus:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer

Titanic virus:
Makes your whole computer go down

Disney virus:
Everything in the computer goes Goofy

Mike Tyson virus:
Quits after one byte

Prozac virus:
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

Sharon Stone virus:
Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.




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