Computer Quotes

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What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.What does a baby computer call his father? Data.What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.




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