Chain Letter

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Hello, my name is Anna and I suffer form the guilt of not
forwarding 50 billion @#$%ing chain letters sent to me by people
who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old
girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to
raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents
sell her to a freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill
Gates is going to give your, and everyone to whom you sent
"his" email, $1000? How stupid have we become? " Ooooh, look
here! If I scroll down this page and make a whish, I'll get
lucky by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a
bunch of shit.

Basically, this message is a big fuck off to all the people out
there who have nothing better to do than to send me silly chain
mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will
come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for breaking a
chain started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by
mutant pilgrims on the Mayflower.
Forget them!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your
closest friends, and this poor wretched excuse for a human being
will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being"
forwards dozens of times. I don't care. Show a little smarts
and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending
these forwards out. Good chance it will be your own popularity.
The point? If you get some chain letter that threatening to
leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of you life, delete
it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making
them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who was
tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is
the 5 cents per letter he'll get if you forward this message.

Now, forward this to everyone you know. Failure to do so will
cause you underwear to turn carnivorous and proceed to consume
your genitals.




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