Brooklyn version of Windas 98

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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Brooklyn version ofWindows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside New York. If youhave one of the Brooklyn editions you may need some help understandingthe commands.- The Brooklyn edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen.- It reads WINDAS 98 with a background picture of the East River with a floating body. It is shipped with a 'NYPD BLUE' screensaver.- Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled 'Garbitch'- My Computer is called 'My Freakin Computer,'- Dialup Networking is called 'Good Fellas',- Control Panel is known as the 'da Tote Board,'- Hard Drive is referred to as 'da trunk', and....- Floppies are them 'little Freakin plastic disc tings'.OTHER FEATURES:* Instead of an error message you get a winda covered with steel bars and Grafitti.* OK= do it I tell ya* Cancel = hell no* Reset = dis is ya last chance* Yes = a kay* No = na* Find = turn dis place ova* Insert = stick it in dere* Delete = rub it out* Help = can I get some help here* Stop = ya betta quit it* Start = let's get a move on* Settings = da Fix* Programs = stuff* Documents = stuff dat I already doneAlso note that windas 98 does not recognize capital letters orpunctuation marks.Some programs that are exclusive to windas 98:- secritary...........A word processor- pitcha maker.......a Graphics program- numbers......calculator- scratch paper......notepad- boom-box............CD player- da Web............Microsoft Explorer- pitchas.............A graphics viewer- irs.................M/S accounting software- irs2................M/S accounting software with hidden files- bookie.....Race track records tax records..usually an empty file- graffiti...screen saver- red light district....Internet connection- vinni's...... Discount computer repairsWe regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy ofthe Brooklyn edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacementversion.




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