Bill Gates meets Divine Brown

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Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says, "I've seen some great pictures of Devine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!".

Hugh replies, "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune".

Bill (with a chuckle), "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?"

So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date. They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "Devine... Devine... Devine... oh God... now I know why you chose the name Devine".

To which she replies, "Thank you Bill. And now I know how you chose the name... Microsoft".




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