IRS

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A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on
what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a

pauper." Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite

advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and

tie."

Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice,

and

requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story,"

replied

the rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on

her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right

up

to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting

advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your

navel.'

The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the

IRS?"

"No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed."




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