Magic Beer!

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there were a man and a woman sitting at a bar. the man was slowly sipping his beer with a smile on his face. The woman notice how he was smiling odly from nothing. and so she asked him "hey, why are you smiling?"
the man replied "well because of this beer, its magic beer!"
so the women obviusly says "Yeah right!"
the man says "No really, I'll prove it!" he takes a sip of his bear and then,
the man gets up walks over to a window and jumps out then fly's around the building and then fly's back threw the window.
the women says "WOW! Do that again!"
so once again the man sips his beer, gets up, walks over to a window and jumps out. then fly's around the building and then fly's back threw the window.
Then the woman says "WOW! can i have a sip!"
the man replies "Sure! Go ahead!"
she takes a sip jumps out the window and falls 3 floors down onto a solid concrete side walk.
the bartender walks over to the man and says "Superman, you're an asshole when your drunk.




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