A night out

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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.

"I assume," the wife said, "that there is a very good reason for you to come in here at six o'clock in the morning, with beer on your breath, and lipstick on your collar?"

"There is," he replied. "I'd like some breakfast.




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