12 year-old Scotch Whiskey!

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A guy gets into a bar and asks for a 12 year-old Scotch Whiskey. The Barman serves him. The guy, tries the whiskey, spits it out and screams to the barman;

-I told you; 12 year-old whiskey, not 8 year-old!!!

The barman, serves him again from another bottle. The guy, frustrated spits it again and breaks;

-What the hell!! Are you deaf?? I said I wanted a SCOTCH 12 year-old whiskey, not 10!!!

This time the barman remains calm.

-One minute sir, says to the guy and went to the back side of the bar where an old man was sitting.

He gave him a glass and told him to pee inside!

Afterwards, with the glass on his hand, he offers it to the guy! He drinks it and immediately spits it again;

-J@(*HE(Y^$@!!! This is pure urine!!!

-Correct! ...but how old is it??




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