The Impending Event

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      For weeks, a six-year-old boy had been telling his teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.             One day his mother allowed him to feel the movements of the unborn child. Although obviously impressed, he didn't say anything and from then on, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.            The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said: "Timmy, whatever became of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"            Timmy burst into tears and confessed: "I think Mummy ate it!



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