Three men and a group of canibals

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There was a French man, a German man and an American man. They
were all travelling together on a far off island looking for
treasure. They soon ran into a group of canibals who wished to
eat them. The leader spoke up and said:

"Here, you may kill yourselves with a weapon of your choice,
then we shall eat you and save your skins to make our canoes."

The French man said "Here's to all the wine in Bordeaux, from my
wonderful country," then he shot himself in the head.

The German man said "Here's to all the beautiful women in my
beloved country," then he stabed himself through the heart.

The American said "Here's so that you can't make me into a
canoe," then he stabbed himself several times all over his body
with a fork.




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