The Furious Teacher

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The first grade teacher has a problem with little Tod, that keeps cursing and never pays the slightest attention to class...

- 'What is your problem?', she asks him furiously.

- 'I am too smart to be in the fist grade.', Tod answers with an attitude.
'My sister goes to third grade and I'm way smarter than she. I believe that I should be at least at third grade as well.'


The teacher takes Tod to the principal, who agrees to conduct some knowledge and smartness tests and if he answers them correctly, he will be placed at third grade.



- 'How much is 3×13?', the principal asks.


- 'Thirty nine'.


- 'What is the capital of Finland?'


- 'Helsinki'

- 'What year did world war two end?'


- '1945′


In all the principals questions, little Tod answers correctly. But then the teacher starts asking, that has her eye on him and wants to prove how bad mouthed he really is.


- 'What does a cow have 4 of and I 2?', the deviant teacher asks...


- 'Legs', Tod answers calmly.




- 'What is in your pants, but not in mine?'


- 'Pockets'


- 'What is hairy, oval, sweet and moist inside?'


- 'A coconut"


- 'What goes in hard and pink and comes out hard and wet?'


The principal opens his eyes wide, but before he has time to speak, Tod answers confidently:


- 'Chewing gum'


- 'What does a man do standing, a woman sitting and a dog on three legs?', asks even more angrily the teacher.


- 'Handhsaking'


The teacher is mad with anger! So she decides to hit as hard as she can:


- 'You thrust your stick inside me. You force me and I rise. You aren't done yet but I am already wet. What am I?'


The principals eyes open wide in terror, but once again before he makes a peep, he hears Tod answering:


- 'A tent!', answers Tod confidently.


- 'You stick a finger inside me! You play with me nervously! The right man does this first. What am I?'


The principal is stunned.


- 'A wedding ring!', Tod says triumphantly.




- 'I come in various sizes. When I am not OK, I drip. When you grab me and shake me, I am relieved.... What am I?'




- 'A nose'.




- 'I am hard as a rod with a pointy end. I thrust with force, trembling.... What am I?'


- 'An arrow!'


The principal yells: 'Enough! What third grade? Send the damned kid straight to the university, I answered to all the questions wrong....!!'




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