You might be a redneck if

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1.you have a picture of your dog in your wallet
2.you wear boots to go to the bathroom
3.Loreda Lynn truly changed your life
4.you proposed at Earls gas station
5.your truck comes from world war 1
6.your teeth have a license to kill
7.you had at least one dog in your wedding
8.you play acky breaky heart for your wedding song.




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