You know you're a redneck if:

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1) you drive your house and sleep in your car.

2) You think a loaded dishwasher means your wife is drunk.

3) You have more than 2 relatives named Bah.

4) You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of HER
kids.

5) You've been to a wedding reception at the waffle house.




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