You know if your a redneck if ..........

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you have 4 or more billy basses in your house.
your definition of fast food is hitting a deer with your truck.
your dad walks you to school because you and him are in the same grade.
you think that silence of the lambs is when you walk into the barn and the lambs are quiet.
when someone says it is a howdown you throw your girlfriend on the ground. you put a quarter in a parking meter and wait for a gumball to come out. you stand at a stopsign and wait for it to turn green




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