You have ever had to

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You have ever had to stop at a car wash on the way to a funeral to wash the dump dirt from the back of your pickup so you can use it as a flower truck.Your clawfoot bathtub has ever been unusable because your wife was using it as a brooder.Your clawfoot bathtub sometimes serves as a hospital for injured fowl.




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