You grow Vidalia onions, rather

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You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. (Clinton true-life story)The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (your insurance man is a redneck too if he pays you for it).




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