You Might Be A Redneck Jedi Knight If...

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You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all'.

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
Strawberry Hill.

At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.

You have bathe horns on the front of your land speeder.

You describe the taste of an Wok as "jus' like chicken."

You have ever had a B-wing up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on planet Deborah is "them dad gum skitters."

Your BO offends woolies.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have
to wait for a commercial.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark
side...it'll be a hoot!"

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to
get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leila wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through
the window.

You kind of think that Jabber the Hut had a pretty good handle on how to treat
his women.

You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire "them damn
Yankees'.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

In your opinion, that Cee-Threepio fellow "just isn't right'.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a Lazy-Boy
recliner.

The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you
ordered Bud Light...and they didn't have it.

You knew Princess Leila was your sister all along.




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