What's logic?

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One day Barry-a redneck man, and his friend Billy Bob decided to
go to college. They decided that one of them would go the
nearest university and see how to enroll. They decided that
since it was Barry's idea, he should go. Once at the college, he
asked how he could enroll in college. They gave him a test on
his IQ-which he barely passed. They then asked him which
classes he wished to enroll in and listed off a couple classes.
Mathematics, History, Chemistry, English, and Logic were some.
Barry asked, "Well what's logic?"
The headmaster said, "Well, it's hard to explain, so maybe I
can show you. Do you own a weedwacker?" Barry said he did.
The head master said, "If you have a weedwacker, then I can
concur that you have a lawn."
"Wow! That's amazing! You're right!"
"Also, if you have a lawn, you probably have a house. If you
have a house, you probaly have a wife."
"Yep, thats exactly right! Do ya got any more?"
"Well, if you have a wife, I think i am right in saying that
you are heterosexual." At the look of puzzlement on Barry's
face, he added,"You're not gay."
"Well, gosh darn professor, thats amazing! Sign me up for
logic!"
Barry went home to tell Billy Bob about how great college
was. He said that he signed up for the class Logic.
Billy Bob asked, "What's logic?"
"Well, it's difficult to explain," said Barry, "so I'll show
you. Do you own a weedwacker?"
"Actually, I don't." said Billy Bob.
Barry said, "You're a queer aintcha!!!"




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