Two redneck

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These two redneck fells think that they've moved pretty far up in the world,
and that the only way that they can better themselves is to further their
education. So the one goes to the college administrator to sign up for some
classes. The administrator immediately signs him up for math, English, history,
and logic.

" Logic? Was' logic?"

" Logic is, well. Let me put it to you this way. Do you have a weed eater?"

" I sure do."

" Then, since you have a weed eater, I can assume that you have a yard."

" Well I'll be tarred and feathered! How did you know that?"

" I used logic. Now by diving even further, I can say that if you have a yard
then you must have a house."

" By golly you're right."

" And since you have a house, I can assume that you have a wife."

" Yeah I do, you're amazing!"

" And finally, since you have a wife, I can come to the conclusion that you
are heterosexual."

" I have been since before I can remember. Wow! This logic is some amazing
stuff."

So the fell goes home that night and runs into his buddy, and his
buddy asks:" So wad yaw sign up far?"

" Well I'm going to take me some math, English, history and logic."

" Logic? Was' logic?"

" Here let me put it to you this way. You got a weed eater?"

" Nope."

" You're queer isn't yaw?"




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