Two Indians and hillbilly

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Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of
the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooed! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an
answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the
cave. The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
about. Was the other Indian crazy or what? "No," said the Indian. "It is our
custom during mating season. When Indian men see cave, they holler, "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is
a girl in there waiting to mate." Just then they saw another cave. The Indian
ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep
inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly
wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great
big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was
thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the
Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood
in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the
answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes
and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he
ran. The following day, the headline of the Local Newspaper read, "NAKED
HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"




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