The Top 15 Leftist Country-Western Song Titles

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15> My Wife Turned Right, So I Done Left

14> Stand by Your Domestic Partner of Non-Specific Gender and Sexual Orientation

13> Don't It Make My Green Party Blue

12> You're All I Have Left 'Cause They Done Took All My Rights

11> Tree-Hugger's Daughter

10> Sittin' Tall in This Genuine Vinyl No-Cattle-Were-Harmed-in-the-Manufacture-of Saddle

9> Ninety Miles From Berkeley and My 'Lectric Car Done Died

8> All My Exes Live in California Old-Growth Trees

7> D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y

6> There's WMD on Your Lips but OIL in Your Eyes

5> Even Socialized Medicine Can't Fix My Broken Heart

4> Achy-Bleedy Heart

3> Sit Closer to Me in My Truck, Darlin', 'Cause I Don't Like Leanin' to the Right

2> I Beg Your Pardon (I Never Promised You an Organic Soybean Garden)

1> I Done Cried My Eyes Dryly ('Cause Baby Left Me for O'Reilly)

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