The Top 14 Country & Western Horror Movies (Part I)



14> Achy, Breaky Tell-Tale Heart

13> Nightmare on Rural Route One, Up Past That There Silo

12> Ah Seen What Y'all Done Last Summer

11> The Creature From Clint Black's Spittoon

10> Don't Tell Me You Love Me if You're Gnawing Off My Leg

9> Night of the Homosekshual, BMW-Drivin', Neiman Marcus Suit-Wearin' Zombies

8> Jurassic Trailer Park

7> Something Twangy This Way Comes

6> Psychoklahoma

5> The Hounddog of the Baskervilles

4> All My Axes are in My Exes

3> Throw Momma from Shania Twain

2> The Expectorist

1> She Broke My Heart and Then She Ate It

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