The Top 13 rejected Country Western Songs

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13- The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone

12- You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country, but You Can't Take the Bullets Outta That Liberal City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off in His Saab

11- Smells Like Team Roping

10- I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin' and Pleaded Shelf Defense

9- (Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator

8- I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You

7- You're My Kleenex of Love, and I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Blow It

6- Bacon and Eczema For Two

5- Achy, Breaky, Hanky, Panky, Am I Drunk or Are You Skanky?

4- The Ballad of Pretty Mouth Dan

3- My Urine is A-Burnin', and You'd Better Believe I'm Pissed

2- Tearstains on My Pillow Are the Only Wet Spots in My Bed

1- I Can't Stop Thinkin' About Cowboys (And I'm a Cowboy, Too)




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