Signs you're a redneck Jedi;

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-You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

-Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

-You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

-At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

-You can easily describe the taste of a Wok.

-You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

-The worst part of spending time on Deborah is the dad gum skitters.

-Woolies are offended by your B.O.

-You has ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have
to wait for a commercial.

-You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

-Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark
side...it'll be a hoot."

-You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to
get the barbecue grill to light up.

-You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

-You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

-You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through
the window.

-Although you had to kill him, you kind of thought that Jabber the Hut had a
pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

-You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

-You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

-You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

-If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."




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