Sending the Son to College

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A rural couple had made sacrifices to save money to send their only son to college. Once there, he began to grown long sideburns, a mustache, and a goatee. When his facial hair was luxurious enough to satisfy him, he had his photograph taken and mailed it home with a note that read: "Do you like the photo? Do you think it makes me look like a count?"

"You idiot!" His father wrote back. "Here we are spending a fortune on your education and you can't even SPELL!"




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