Redneck quickies 7

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You might be a redneck if...You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan. Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill. You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap. The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. Your brother-in-law is your uncle.You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.




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