Redneck Defined

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You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You and your dog use the same tree.

You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in
prison.

The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending upon how much gas
it has in it.




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