Redneck 911

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A red neck dials 911 in a panic and the dialog goes:

Redneck: Operatur, we need some help here, we got some lady floppin around haven a heart attack or somethin. Git someone here quick!

Operator: Look sir, just calm down. You need to tell me where you are. Where are you?

Redneck: We're over here at 909 Eucalyptus street..

Operator: O.k. sir, can you spell that for me?

Redneck: (long pause) Um,I'm gonna drag her on over to Oak street, umkay? Meet you on the corner.




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