PERSONAL HYGIENE

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--Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be hand-me-down item.
--While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done
in private using one's OWN truck keys.
--Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if
you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
--Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to
detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the tastes of finger foods.
--Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and
a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours. It's a
good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.




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