Need Toilet paper

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A man had just moved from his big apartment in NYC, to a big farm way out in
the countryside. Just days after he moved, he realized he was out of chicken
feed, so he went down to the nearest store. (a good 2-hour drive away). 'Can you
get me some chicken feed?' the man asked. 'Yup, but ya can't have none unless
you can prove to me you actually guts chickens. Don't want no one eaten' it or
nothing' an' getting' sick.' the clerk responded. He argued with her a bit, but
finally gave in and took a two-hour drive back and forth once again, this time
with the chicken. 'Here's my chicken. Now get me the chicken feed.' He got his
feed and drove home. The next day he ran out of dog food. Once again, he drove
down to the store, foolishly not thinking about bringing his dog. It was the
same case. He had to present his dog to the stubborn clerk. He went back home
and retrieved his dog, and got his dog food. The next day, he went down to the
store again, this time with a shoebox with a lid on it that had a hole in the
top. He walked into the store and said to the clerk 'Put your finger in this,
take it out, and smell it. 'That smells like... crap!' .. she said with a look
of surprise on her face. 'Yup. Need toilet paper.'




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