Making Some Cash

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Two men, Billy and Samuel, are sitting in a bar when another man
comes in with a plastic bag. He sets the bag down on the
counter, calls the bartender over, and gives him the bag. The
bartender looks in and pulls out an Indian head. The bartender
then walks to the cash register, and pulls out a thousand
dollars and hands it to the man with the bag.

The two men argue over the next 10 minutes about what the
transaction meant. Finally they decide to ask the bartender. The
bartender says, "A couple of years ago those dang Indians broke
into my house and killed my wife. Since then I just pay any of
you folk here who'll bring me an Indian head a thousand
dollars." The men get excited and ask, "Will you do this for
us?" The bartender shruggs and says, "O' well shure thing little
cowboys."

So the men decide to head over to a reservation that night. As
they crouch on a narrow ledge, they see an Indian riding on a
horse not far from where they are. So one of them takes a rock
and hits the Indian in the side of the head, knocking the Indian
unconscious. The two men quietly make their way over to the
Indian, and as one pulls out a hunting knife... "Billy, I think
you should see this!" hisses the other man. "What, Samuel, I'm
just about to.." "Billy, you really need to see this!"

So the man with the knife looks up, and there is a circle of
maybe 5,000 heavily armed Indians standing there. Billy stands
up and says, "Holy cow, Samuel, we're gonna be RICH!"




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