Jesus and the Redneck

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An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the
waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and
asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes', so the
Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled
over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot
tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked', Is that Jesus over
there?" The waitress nodded again, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of
hot tea, too.

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He
hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there sweet thang,how's
about getting' me a cold glass of RC!" He too, looked across the restaurant and
asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded again, so the Redneck
said to give Jesus a cold glass of RC, too.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him, and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed'. The Irishman felt the strength come back
into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him, and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed'. The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he
raised up his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the
door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled, "Hey,
man, don't touch me...... I'm drawing' disability!!!!!"




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