Fixin' the outhouse



Maw is outside the house hanging up the laundry, when she hears Jethro in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Jethro, get out there and fix that there outhouse."He says, "All right, Maw."He walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"Maw says, "Yes there is son. Put your head down in the hole."He puts his head down in the hole and he says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"He goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck!"She says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"




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