Done them all!

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Moments before a Redneck wedding, a groom and his best man, who go back a long way as friends and fellow playboys, compare conquests.

The groom says, 'You know, except for my wife to be, and obviously my sister and my mother, I've slept with every woman here.'

'Well, then,' replies the best man, 'between the two of us, we've had them all!'

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo




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