Don't Want to Get Pregnant

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A modern woman is was stranded in the middle of nowhere at
night. She climbs out of her car and runs in the rain to a
nearby farmhouse. The farmer greets her at the door and tells
her that she can sleep in the barn. "But I warn you missy, you
better not mess around with those two sons of mine!"

The woman heeds his words and goes to the barn. After a bit of
tossing and turning, she decides to have some fun. So she sneaks
out to the house and brings the boys back to the barn. And
before things get too busy, she pulls out a pair of condoms and
tells the guys to put them on.

"Why do we need these things?" "So that I don't get pregnant!"

The night proves to be a lot of fun and in the morning the woman
leaves and goes back home.

A month goes by and Bob and Erl are sitting on the porch of the
farmhouse. Erl turns to Bob and says. "You remember that nice
lady that stopped by here a while back?" "Yeah?!" "Well, I don't
care if she gets pregnant, I'm taking this thing off. I really
need to pee!"




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