DRIVING ETIQUETTE

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--Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and
the deer is in sight.
--When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always
has the right of way.
--Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
--When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask
her to bring back beer.
--Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
--Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
--Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.




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