Beeping Sound at Red Light



This actually happened!

I live in Edinbourgh, Scotland. I'm on a tour bus showing a
friend around. Behind us is this huge Texan. We knew knew this
because he told everyone very loudly when anyone got on the bus.

The bus stops at a red light and he hears a beeping sound. He
asks what it is and I tell him it's the sound to let blind
people know when the traffic has stopped. He says, "Oh! In our
country we just don't let our blind drive!"




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