7resons why you might be a red neck

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if you get in your car through the window and your dor works you might be a redneck.

if you work with your shirt off and so dose your husband, you might be a redneck.

if you have an entire set of saled bowls and they all say cool whip on the side you might be a redneck.

if one of your car tires can double as a dinner table you might be a redneck.

if you mow your lawn and se 5 cars in your lawn you ight be a redneck.

if you think a key board is a place to put your car keys you might be a redneck.

if you think a micro chip is the last chip in the bag you might be aredneck.




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