High speeding!

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A police officer stopped a driver for speeding.
-Can I see your driving license?
-I don't have it, I had it removed because of point system.
-Can I see your license for the vehicle?
-But it is not my car, I stole it.
-Stole it?
-Right, let me think, I think I saw the permition before in the glove box when I put my gun in there.
-There is a gun in the car?
-Yes sir, I put it right there, when I shot and killed the woman driving this car and then put the body back to the trunk.
-There is a corpse in a car?
-Right, sir.
After all these he calls the police chief. And soon the car gets surrounded by police. The captain approaches the driver to handle the situation.
Sir, can I see your qualification?
-Of course, ultimately, there it is.
-In fact, it's OK, and to whom does the car belong to?
-It is mine, there is my license as well.
-Could you open the glove box, is there a gun inside?
-Of course, take a look, there is nothing.
-Do you mind opening the trunk too? They told me that you put a body in there.
-No problem, take a look.
-Empty too! But I do not understand, the officer who stopped you told us that you said that you did not have a driving license, that you stole the car, that you had a gun in the glove box and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
-Oh right! I bet he told you that I was running and speeding!




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