The Top 20 Concert Lineups We'd Like to See



20> Ben Folds 5/Cardigans

19> Suicidal Tendencies/The Fall/Pavement/Wham!/Pulp

18> Lords of the New Church/Jesus Jones: Kool-Aid presents the Guyana Relief Tour

17> Talking Heads/Simple Minds

16> The Dixie Chicks/Bush

15> Red Hot Chili Peppers/Flaming Lips/Hole

14> XTC/Morphine/Jane's Addiction

13> The Beatles/The Crickets/Adam Ant/Black Flag

12> Dolly Parton/Mountain

11> No Doubt/Gorillaz/Blow Monkeys/Better Than Ezra

10> Phish/Taco

9> Nickelback/Quarterflash/50 Cent/Johnny Cash/Eddie Money: Dollarpalooza

8> Loverboy/Supertramp/The Motels/The Police

7> Yes/No Doubt

6> Bush/America/Asleep at the Wheel/Ludacris

5> The Carpenters/Tool/Hammer/Nine Inch Nails: The Handyman Tour

4> Jesus Jones/Nine Inch Nails

3> Korn/Hole: The Last Exit Tour

2> Meatloaf/Korn/Cake: The Swanson's Hungry Man Tour

1> Matchbox Twenty/Firehouse/Great White

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[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]




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