The Top 15 Worst Blues Singer Names

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15. Willie "White Shoes After Labor Day" Lumpkin

14. Charlie "Sittin' in First Class & Cheerful as Hell" Pickett

13. Al "Lightnin'" Gore

12. The Suspiciously Clean-Shaven, Well-Coiffed Artist in the Dark Glasses Who Won't Admit That He Was Formerly Known As John Tesh And is Now Playing Barrelhouse Boogie-Woogie To Earn A Buck

11. John Lee Crackwhore

10. Timmy "Up With People" Perkyman

9. "Portly Dan" Aykroyd & Bruce "Shinehead" Willis

8. Matt "Sleeping with Cameron Diaz" Dillon

7. Winston P. "Sunshine Man" Walthrop III, King of the Cape Cod Blues

6. Tiny Red Johnson 5. Screamin' Josh Rabinowitz

4. Mack "Crusty Underthings" Morton

3. Stanley "Stank Ass" Wilson

2. Bawlin' Wimp

1. Luther "Kill Me, Just Kill Me" Johnson

[ This list copyright 1998 by Chris White ]

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