The Top 15 Rejected Album Titles

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15> Courtney Love -- "My Sunday School Favorites"

14> Green Day -- "Hey! We Learned a Fourth Chord!"

13> Paul Simon -- "Still Breathing After All These Years"

12> Jimmy Buffett -- "Tired of Selling Driftwood Art to Tourists"

11> The Doobie Brothers -- "What Once Were Vices Now Land Us at Betty Ford for a Month"

10> The Beatles -- "1... More Royalty Check"

9> The Who -- "Forget That 'Hope I Die' Thing, We Were Young and Stupid"

8> Tupac Shakur -- "Blood from a Turnip: Yet Even More Crap I Didn't Think Was Worth Releasing When I Was Alive, Volume 27"

7> Cranberries -- "Excessive Consumption May Cause Painful Urination"

6> Jennifer Lopez -- "Bet You're Not Looking at My Butt Any More"

5> Lynyrd Skynyrd -- "Actually, Most of Us Have Been Dead for Years"

4> Britney Spears -- "They Can't Call You a Pedophile Now That I'm 18!"

3> Metallica -- "Don't Even Think About It, You Pimple-Faced, Napstering Punk! Hey! Come Back Here With Our Songs!"

2> Michael Jackson -- "The White Album"

1> Yes -- "Oh, God... Yes! Yes!! YES!!!"

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