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14> La Travolta

13> The Pirates of My Pants

12> The Oozing Dutchman

11> Gallagher's Watermelon Lake

10> Il Deliveranze (starring Ned Beatty as baritone in Act I, soprano in Act II)

9> The Barbara of Mandrell

8> Carmen II: Revenge of the Bull

7> Deflated Mouse: Tragedy at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

6> Cats II: The Spaying

5> Cartman

4> Don Giuliani

3> Gotterdammerongnumber

2> How Othello Got His Groove Back

1> Porky & B-b-b-b-bess




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