The Top 14 Song Titles if the Artists Re-Made Them Today

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14> The Eagles -- "Pantsful, Queasy Feeling"

13> Van Halen -- "Limp!"

12> Aretha Franklin -- "D-E-P-E-N-D-S"

11> Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young -- "Suite: Betty Ford Clinic"

10> The Rolling Stones -- "(I Can't Get No) Satisfactory Erection"

9> The Who -- "(Talkin' 'Bout) My Operation"

8> Rod Stewart -- "Tonight's The Night (If The Viagra's Alright)"

7> Led Zeppelin -- "Chairlift To Heaven"

6> Three Dog Night -- "Jeremiah was a Bud Frog..."

5> James Brown -- "Papa's Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag"

4> Elton John -- "Saturday Night's All Right For Bingo"

3> Edwin Starr -- "Limited Engagement With No Clear Exit Strategy! What Is It Good For?!"

2> Yes -- "Owner of a Bypassed Heart"

1> Men at Work -- "Why Can't I Pee Now?"

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