Real Western Song Titles

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THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES (THESE ARE
REAL)

- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
- Her Teeth were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
- How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've
Been A Liar All My Life
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Fell In a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me
- I Flushed You From The Toilets of My Heart
- I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!!
- I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
- I'd Rather Have Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy
- I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield of Life
- I'm the Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
- If I Can't Be Number One in your Life, Then Number Two on You
- If Love were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
- If my Nose were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All on You
- If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go and Find Someone Else Who
Will
- If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
- Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
- My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was
Breaking My Heart
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears and My Glasses Are Slipping
Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
- She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
- Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
- They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From
Breakin' Out
- Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
- You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too
- You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
- You Were Only a Splinter As I Slid Down the Banister of Life
- You're the Reason Our Kids are so Ugly




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