Fifty ways to leave Your Lover

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Until now, we've had to take the other forty-five ways on faith, and leave it as one of the great unanswered questions in pop music, along with: "Why do fools fall in love?," "How can you have you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?," and the eternal "Who's Johnny?"

The wait is over. After much investigation, here are The Other Forty-Five--- Let's remember the five "ways" Paul already gave us:

(1) Slip out the back, Jack

(2) Make a new plan, Stan

(3) You don't need to be coy, Roy

(4) Hop on the bus, Gus

(5) Drop off the key, Lee

Now, the rest:

(6) Hop on your cycle, Michael

(7) Flag down a cabbie, Abby

(8) Ride off in your Porsche, Portia

(9) Ask to be free more, Seymour

(10) Say you need space, Grace

(11) Send a facsimile, Emily

(12) Send her Paris, Harris

(13) Put her on the spot, Scott

(14) Mention your spouse, Klaus

(15) Tell her you're gay, Ray

(16) Tell her you're straight, Kate

(17) Take back the diamond, Simon

(18) Give the ususal spiel, Neil

(19) Wish him death, Beth

(20) Call her a very bad name to call a woman, Rich

(21) Hire a hit man, Rip van

(22) Just be yourself, Dick

(23) Throw her off a bridge, Etheridge

(24) Sweep her under a rug, Doug

(25) Give him salmonella, Priscilla

(26) Fit her for concrete pants, Lance

(27) Hire a hit man, Rip van

(28) Toss her in the bay, Dre

(29) Give her the scoop, Snoop

(30) Bury her under the floorboards, Edgar

(31) Make him fret, Juliet

(32) Kick him in the spleen, Nadine

(33) Tell her you just chillin', Dylan

(34) Mention your V.D., Edie

(35) Use your auto, Otto

(36) Give her "Boo, hisses!," Ulysses

(37) Be open & honest to her about how, although you love her, you think you need some time apart to grow and find out how you really feel, Shaquille{whew long breath...}

(38) Maybe a Winchester, Esther?{ist choice..}

(39) Let it get all messy, Jessie

(40) Kick him in the melon, Helen{lower..Helen}

(41) Hop on a plane, Jane{IN jane..I-N}

(42) Give two weeks notice, Otis

(43) Start wearing a skirt, Bert

(44) Strap yer hands 'cross my engines, Wendy{pant}

(45) Move to Uganda, Wanda




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